I’m not hungry for salad but 3 slices go down easy..... fat girl hunger strike
When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike
When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike
When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike
When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike
by Lumber Natty May 11, 2021

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Travel to an unfamiliar city with your crew and hit the town hard, leave your mark and never return again.
-Jp
-Jp
by Casinsoroyal October 17, 2015

by thebottlefarm July 18, 2017

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

by The old mister January 28, 2016

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.
Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
by proooj March 23, 2016
