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Devil Smurf

A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.
Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.
by Icee Baby May 26, 2009
mugGet the Devil Smurfmug.

poppa smurf

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.
That dick looks likes poppa smurf
by Ohhh Donny July 12, 2007
mugGet the poppa smurfmug.

Dirty Smurf

When blueberries are smeared onto male genitalia before engaging in sexual contact.
"Man when I "dirty smurfed" that girl in the booty last night it got real messy real quick."
by Mackbooty1456 May 9, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Smurfmug.

smurf cadet

code term used in reference to the prescription drug percocet, used in the presence of parents or otherwise just out of habit.
At Thanksgiving dinner, Andrew asked his cousin Gregory if he could recruit some smurf cadets later that night. Gregory, knowing the implications of the request, responded,"Yeah Dad, I can hook you up."
by Brendan Duffey February 24, 2006
mugGet the smurf cadetmug.

Strawberry Smurf

Originated by the Penny Arcade strip "Prefanity", "Strawberry Smurf" is some perverse term involving arbitrary sexual acts, necrophilia, and gnomes. This can include any form of Gnome, whether it be from Warcraft, D&D, or just an exceptionally short person in real life.
Last night I decided to roll an alt on Moon Guard and check out what was going on in Goldshire. Some Gnome chick asked me to give her a Strawberry Smurf. I logged immediately.
by Ixielsturm August 4, 2009
mugGet the Strawberry Smurfmug.

Frank that Smurf

A way of saying "fuck that shit" for people who don't like to cuss.
Me: He dude, give me a dollar?

Juan: Frank that Smurf!
by guidoforlife March 3, 2010
mugGet the Frank that Smurfmug.

papa smurf

by Bwian Boyke March 28, 2003
mugGet the papa smurfmug.

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