A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
What every local, censored, toilet and s&x humor, monster energy, wwe watching, motocross watching, monster jam watching, festival giveaway, rock/metal radio station.
102.3 we play nothing but rock
by Nascarfan2007 April 25, 2023
by zeebopassione April 14, 2023
A term used to define a series of social or political events that occur that can be possibly related or linked that would cause a dramatic change in the political climate of a country. Afterwards, then events being discoved to have no correlation.
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out this is totally gonna cause WW3 to happen!
Speaker 2: Chill out man, that was totally a nothing burger.
Speaker 2: Chill out man, that was totally a nothing burger.
by Kawaiisenpai69 November 08, 2023
Austin Lin: Dude did you hear about that Joe Biden Speech? He was talking about literally nothing bruh.
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger
by EdgeTillIBlackOut November 16, 2023
Something that is meaningless.
That corporate statement is just a nothing burger, they're not going to actually do anything.
Crazy to find out that entire controversy was a nothing burger all along!
Crazy to find out that entire controversy was a nothing burger all along!
by pseudolimb_ September 06, 2021
A statement, action, or behaviour that is grandiose or self important in itself, but useless or lacks potency in reality, reception, or practice.
by Man Of Exquisite Taste June 08, 2024