LaGuardia nap

The ~30 minute nap one takes the night they write their LaGuardia research paper.

Teacher: "Why are you so tired?"
Student: "Last night I had a LaGuardia nap."

by 2013markov December 14, 2009

ass napped

When someone holds you captive in their asshole

Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off

by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018

Dirty nap

Sex or masterbation before a nap.

Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.

Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"

Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."

"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."

by DirtyDUSMC January 17, 2012

Nap Sandwich

When your so poor and you have no food, you choose to have a nap over being so insatiably hungry.

I wish my family had some food, I'm so hungry, I think I need to have a nap sandwich.

by dcmcgill February 10, 2009

Twat Nap

Derogatory expression for a lady's sanitary towel or tampon. Usually seen on 'that week' during each month on the bathroom windowsill.

Fred: "how did last night go wit dat bitch?"
Colin: "Alright, but when i went to the pisser, i saw
she had the twat naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.

by 'Mad' Davey C September 07, 2006

Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 16, 2011

power nap

people who are generally better than your average human don't sleep........they power nap!

superman doesn't sleep! he power naps!!

by a guy who is generally better than an average human December 18, 2007