chloë-bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .

OH MAN , Here comes Chloë-Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë-Bear walks in)

by Bulletin July 10, 2018

Emerie-Bear

Adorable, cute, challenging beautiful small featured person who is brave and destined for greatness

That person is undoubtedly an Emerie-Bear

by Towno09 July 23, 2018

N Bear

Someone who does as little as possible yet still gets things wrong in day to day life.

He is an N Bear

by SJW2828 July 22, 2019

rusty bear

Angry old man

"Get off my lawn!" yelled the rusty bear.

by Rusty Bear June 15, 2017

kabooey bear

A cute gray, female cat, who loves you one second and trying to kill you the next.

She is a cute but deadly kabooey bear.

Friend: What happened to your face?
Me: My kabooey bear attacked me!!!!!!

by Dee Cline February 25, 2018

Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

bear's pears

Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.

Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.

I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.

by DeadMichael February 6, 2018