“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”
by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018
Get the Weather Fivecastmug. 
(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
Get the weather grandpamug. by 6ixGhosts April 11, 2021
Get the Sunday Weathermug. by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Perry Weather Delia Sanchez<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by LivelyStardust May 26, 2022
Get the Guilty Weathermug. Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing
Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
by Young_dagger_dick_my_handle July 21, 2018
Get the dolphin weathermug.