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Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Tasteful Garbage

The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.
Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016
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Great taste with benefits

referring to a drink that tastes great but also has a lot of benefits
originally referring to REZ. rezbev.com
boy: "wow this drink has immune support, electrolytes, 0-sugar, 10-calories, only 1-carb, and tastes great"
Girl: "That is a REZ it has great taste with benefits"
by rezbev October 27, 2021
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Taste

A taste refers to someone who's beautiful and that you claim as yours.
Jack: Hey, who's that on your lock screen, Dee?
Dee: Oh, that's just my little taste.
by TJBWA July 14, 2020
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Plane-Taste

A myth perpetuated by those in the eastern suburbs of Cleveland, OH. A reduction in taste does not occur at increased altitudes, as one might think. Studies have shown that this hypothesis has originated from a lack of west-Indian cuisine in the greater Cleveland metropolitan area.
Marshall happened to enjoy the butter chicken, though he attributes it to Plane-taste.
by Mordechai521 August 21, 2023
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Tastes like Pinterest

Anything that taste good since the dawn of Pinterest. We live in an internet based world, making it easy for sharing recipes. Colors and textures may vary.Sometimes meals, dishes, baked goods ect. just tastes like Pinterest.
The delicious mystery dish at a potluck. Not knowing what you're eating, trying to pin the flavor. Whatever it is, its whimsical and you could probably find a recipe on Pinterest. Somethings you eat just tastes like Pinterest
by Mongo31 November 24, 2013
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usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.
its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key
by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025
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