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the suigi problem

A phenomenon in the Super Mario 64 speedrunning scene in which the runner Suigi holds all major world records across the five core categories — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star — raising concerns about competitive stagnation and the sustainability of the game’s speedrun meta.

Speedrunning communities often rely on rivalry, specialization, and the ever-present possibility of an upset to remain vibrant. The Suigi Problem disrupts this balance. Suigi’s total dominance across every major category breaks from the long-standing tradition where different runners excel in different niches — some mastering the glitch-heavy short categories, others grinding the endurance-based long runs.

By conquering every category, Suigi not only redefined what individual mastery looks like, but also inadvertently diminished the competitive drive for others. With no world records left to chase, top runners face a choice: try to dethrone a near-flawless reign, or move on. As a result, the Suigi Problem has come to symbolize a paradox in speedrunning — where perfection, once achieved, may end the very competition that created it.
“This isn’t just a sweep — it’s the Suigi Problem. There’s nothing left to beat.”
“Unless GTM can do it, SM64 might need a whole new meta to survive the Suigi Problem.”
by joeyishna October 3, 2025
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Problems

Something people have only for a while.
She beat the guy's dog to death with a baseball bat, and then what problems?
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Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)
Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.
by Crystopal September 7, 2022
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Lever problem

Leave 'er problem

A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just before the next shift is set to start.
"Ok, we've got the original problem fixed, but now the lights don't work..."

"Sounds like a lever problem to me, its almost quitting time"
by notapseudonym August 7, 2008
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Rhea problem

1. Anything negative involving current female WWE superstar Rhea Ripley. The O.C. (AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson) have used this phrase on Raw several times as part of their rivalry with The Judgment Day (Finn Bálor, Damian Priest, Dominik Mysterio, and, of course, Rhea Ripley).

2. When your ass is about to burst and you cannot piss first.
1.

AJ Styles (to Gallows and Anderson): Guys, I think we got a Rhea problem on our hands.
Karl Anderson: Wait, what? Are you saying you got the tummy bug?
AJ Styles: I was talking about Rhea Ripley, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2022
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Problem child

Mpimpi
Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr
by Lexv June 1, 2024
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