Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,

Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.

by Amm2195 September 26, 2020

stylus pen

Ink pen type

I bought a stylus pen to write with.

by PatJ May 17, 2017

Too many tups in the pen.

over crouded by men compared to women

fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub

by welshy2k11 April 20, 2011

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Pen It

physically crossing out an action or person.

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”

by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024

dap pen

When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen

"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"

by bigdogstevio June 07, 2024

War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans

I hit him with a war pen

by ahh yee June 12, 2016