number 5

-jack off.

-masturbate

Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass

by hahayoyo October 10, 2009

number 9

a sex posision where the male kinnda does a pushup hump type thing

when you number 9ed me my dick felt like corn.

by random jo mama May 16, 2010

Number 3

Diarrhea

I ate some bad fish and had to go number 3 a couple hours later.

by Hot_Salsa November 17, 2010

number punk

A generalized genre of music referring to "newer" mainstream punk. From the tendancy of breakout punk bands in the last several years to include numbers in their name (i.e. Blink-182, Sum 41, etc). However, a band does not have to include a number in it's name to be considered "number punk"; the genre in general references popular punk, in most cases signed to a major record label. Read: good music.

Like the Ataris? Yep. All American Rejects too.

by Paco I am October 20, 2003

Dick Numbers

Slang for pain pills. While you do get excellent wood on pain pills, it takes FOREVER to come. You could say your dick is numb.

That bitch is in trouble tonight. I'm chock full of dick numbers.

by Fatdick Fred July 11, 2009

magic number

1. A score of 69 or a run of 69 consecutive points in straight pool.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, especially 9 ball.

3. 69 (the sexual act).

1. Wow! She won the match 100-73 and had advanced to the finals. No one thought she'd pull it off when she was down 73-31. She performed the magic number---69 and out! One hell of a run!!!

2. Look! All I have to do is hit the magic number and I win this rack. The 6-9 combination--ooh, la la, so soon!

No wonder those two are so quiet: they must be performing the magic number on each other

by meow2u3 August 15, 2010

Number sorcerer

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no number sorcerer, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008