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Rainbow Lizard

The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.
I hooked up with this rainbow lizard and all she did was left me hard and hanging.
by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024
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lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
by ringleader March 17, 2012
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lizard skins

“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”
by playitstrange August 12, 2022
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Lizard

“who’s lizard”

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by korakobb April 1, 2022
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Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
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Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021
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Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
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