The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.
by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
by ringleader March 17, 2012

by playitstrange August 12, 2022

by korakobb April 1, 2022

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”
Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”
Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
