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Government Joint

"You still smoke government joints?"
by Jimothy Slaps January 19, 2022
mugGet the Government Jointmug.

mug joint

Another name for a beer joint or seedy bar/ drinking establishment. Most likely called a mug joint because the beer was served in a mug or you might get mugged or assaulted there. Think chicken wire on the band stage to protect them from thrown beer bottles and bouncers armed with baseball bats.
I was down at the mug joint last night and saw a girl stab a guy in the neck with a broken beer bottle .
by threelittlepigs September 4, 2022
mugGet the mug jointmug.

Joint

Joint
by Joaooo111111 June 1, 2020
mugGet the Jointmug.

Coochie Joint

The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.
"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."
by Retinuh chic 69 January 13, 2025
mugGet the Coochie Jointmug.

Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
mugGet the Geometric Jointmug.

Bager Joint

A Hash or Skunk joint etc mixed with tobacco, but with only a minimum amound of Skunk/Hash leaving the joint tasting like tobacco.
The Joint taste like Tobacco ?!? You look weak and skinny, so I made a Bager Joint to test your tolerance
by cookiejohnny May 12, 2020
mugGet the Bager Jointmug.

Joel Joint

A joint that has 0.5 or less in it that is really skinny and fucked.
Danny rolled up a Joel joint We should spark it up.
by NIhad Ajdarpasic October 18, 2021
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