The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.
Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.
(six months later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!
(1 year later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.
(six months later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!
(1 year later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
Get the The Urban Waitmug. by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
Get the Urban dictionarymug. Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?
Person 1: Well.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?
Person 1: Well.
by Aridity July 12, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
by average boi October 31, 2022
Get the urban dictionarymug. A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights August 4, 2012
Get the Urban Blacksmithmug. To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress
by Pharr October 8, 2021
Get the Urban Meyermug. Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole
by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016
Get the urban whitemug.