Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.
Fart Murphy

Local HVAC salesman
by Fart Murphy November 17, 2023
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Gunnar Murphy

A dude who should really go to mizzou. Like for real. Go there.
Hey Gunnar Murphy! Go to mizzou. Go to mizzou. Go to mizzou.
by Nightfyl September 19, 2023
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Ciaran Murphy

One who is best described as "me." That is correct; I am Ciaran. Congratulations if anyone in my immediate circle finds this, you think about me too much. Worry not, onlookers, I doubt anyone I know will actually see this. I merely wanted to say that in the off chance it actually happens. If you are currently reading this and know me, let me know, if you dare.
I refuse to give an example, I won't bend to your will, Urban Dictionary.

For reasons that I cannot control, I must include the word that I am "defining." So... Ciaran Murphy.
by CFortune September 07, 2024
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kaidence murphy

The most beautiful-est girl you could ever marry especially if she has brownish blondish hair and blue eyes she is quite the catch and anyone would be lucky to have her
by K Murphy December 19, 2016
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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adam murphy

A nice folk with a large and round ass
Ur grannies skin fade is such an adam Murphy
by Karlcockmccleave February 13, 2018
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Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens
Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around
by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020
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