Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.

Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.

by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019

Fake Brother

A boy that you knew for a while and they are overprotective and they care about you and they mean but they can be nice a person you can talk to a person that will help you no matter what even if it’s not what you want to her basically some who care for you in a brother way

My fake brother is so overprotective about boys

by Janaih January 28, 2019

Fake-ance

A person to whom your were once engaged to, broke up with or called off engagement, and then you get back together without him asking for your hand in marriage again.

Girl, I don’t want to here about your fake-ance and those wack wedding plans.

by drsforreal October 1, 2018

Faking the Snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.

Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.

(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.

(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)

by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

fake dyke

A girl who isn't actually a lesbian and only wants attention

See that youngone? yeah she's a fake dyke

by Fakedykefromloreto October 9, 2016

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017