Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.

Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?

by Goatcookies101 June 5, 2016

cape cookie

Cape Cookie is a term for astronaut groupies in the 1960s that often found their way in the the beds of said astronauts.

Gordo: Hey Al, what happened with you and that Cape Cookie that you took back to your room last night?
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.

by Kyler999 November 4, 2019

Cookie tosser

When your co worker Mike decided to Yeet cookies at a container

Mike picked up the tin and shook it , then he proceeded to Yeet it, that cookie tosser

by Thegoodlord December 30, 2020

Raspberry cookie

Raspberry cookie is a girl boss 😻😼

Raspberry cookie > your lifespan

by Raspberry😼 December 29, 2021

Cookie Jenny

BEAUTIFUL

You are beautiful Cookie Jenny, Accept it! :)

by Creator of the Jennys October 17, 2012

roguefort cookie

roguefort cookie is the BEST cookie in cookie run. very homo if you ask me.

"roguefort cookie solos ur favs."

by heartz4sparkling December 23, 2021