abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.

Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”

by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020

Pierce Baker

A fucking legend. 126 IQ FUCKING behemoth of a man. He is the coolest guy you will ever meet. And gets babes like there's no tomorrow. He benches 300 and is toned down to the vein. Gay, straight, everyone wants him. The best man to of ever existed.

Pierce Baker is so hot
Pierce Baker is so cool
Pierce Baker is so awesome

by Troutmaan November 16, 2021

Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

Gen Baker

A girl who is pregnant but wants to be bent over the hood of a celebrity’s mustang still.

“Hey my name is Gen Baker and I really want you to bend me over the hood of your 67 mustang. Also I am pregnant.”

by Gen’s soon to be lover July 29, 2018

Taylor baker

Sutton prick, shouldn’t be here.

Friend #1: who was it who broke the sign?
Friend #2: probably Taylor Baker
Freind #1: oh of course

by Thebloodyfirst91 November 25, 2019

Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.

Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

Baker

A term used when someone sells the bread or dough meaning the cash or goal in a game or a task

Nah! He's a baker, he has that in the bag and sold the bread!

by swikthekandlewik November 3, 2021