thank you bitch

When you are trying to be nice but are low key pissed. This may include saying this word just to be nice but, secretly your not thankful.

“Here i brought you food!” “Thank you bitch.”

by hello_kitty1 April 7, 2019

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

No Thanks Buster

Where you're just done with everyone's shit

"That's a no thanks buster for me."

by ChiefArnold January 27, 2020

Thank you

Could be used as "Fuck you" but you don't want to be forward

H: "Wow your hair sucks"
M: "Oh! Thank you 🥰"

by Moe2112 February 2, 2020

Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020