A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 2, 2020
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Get the bass tart mug.Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021
Get the Felch-Tarts mug.When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
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“Jammy Jammy Tartes” is a phrase that Florence Pugh once said on her instagram story. It is currently on her highlights under her ‘Sunday Roast’ Videos
Jammy Jammy Tartes is also a tik toker, she posts 1D, Taylor Swift, Marvel, and more types of content.
Jammy Jammy Tartes is also a tik toker, she posts 1D, Taylor Swift, Marvel, and more types of content.
by Carterbaizenswife June 26, 2021
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