Tactical creep

A tactical creep is when one is unsure of their situation romantically, whether it be at the start of a relationship, during flirtatious conversation or even 4 years down the line when it's nearly too late to turn back.
This involves using social media to browse through the person's photos, just reassure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.

Dean - I had to go on a tactical creep last night.

Owen - Why so?

Dean - Just to reassure myself that the girl I was talking to didn't look like Rocky Dennis.

Owen - That's tactical man.

Dean - Oh yeah.

by WeAreDamned March 10, 2016

Clown tactics

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.

The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

Something more tactical

The one team you dont want showing up at the airsoft field, especially after their long nights binging food.

Hide the snacks guys Something more tactical (S.M.T) is here, oh shit they cant make it out of their cars. Its alright everyone they forgot their mobility scooters.

by Not that guy pal June 23, 2022

fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022

Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020