eriotic table of elements

1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.

2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.

Wow, The Eriotic table of Elements have really enlightened my sexual knowlegde!

by lickmybutthole101 May 29, 2009

Tablefigging

A fetish wherein one derives pleasure from watching Teenage Boys Looking at Lesbian Fisting Guides (TBLLFG). (Incidentally, the psychological term for this would be Puerostudiosapphopugnusadoctrinophilia)

I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."

by e/or May 22, 2007

Table Jew

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.

When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.

by korzib August 18, 2011

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

Table Pancake

A pancake ordered for the table, to share. You want to order savory breakfast, but everyone also wants a pancake on the side.

Hey, do y'all wanna split a table pancake?

by svking September 29, 2019

coffee table rules

When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.

"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."

by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014

Set the table

When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.

Example 1

"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"

Example 2

"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"

by the koney killa February 23, 2010