Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Twinkies

The bare breasts of a woman with a strong tan line. Golden outside, white inside.

It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.

by ElephantEight September 26, 2022

Twinkie

A person is a twinkie when he is adorable and fluffy, and has more surprises inside when you get to know them.

Wow ibra, you're such a twinkie!

by Chillqueen19 July 14, 2020

Shitfilled twinkie

A person whose two-faced

That bitch is a shitfilled twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023

beef twinkie

An uncut penis.

Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”

by Rook Castle October 14, 2024

Shit-filled Twinkie

A human being who is a complete fool

That person is a shit-filled Twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023

Twinkie

Someone who looks like they are somewhat fat and out of shape, similar to the form of a twinkie

Friend 1: this is the picture of the guy that threw a rock at my friend's head
Friend 2: mf looks built like a Twinkie

by ProbablyADegenerate April 9, 2021