montana thigh master

when the male shits onto the womans inner thigh and the woman smacks her thighs together causing the shit to go everywhere. she will continue to work out for 30 minutes three times a week.

Erma did you try that montana thigh master?

"My thighs look great but the stench is worth it", exclaimed Florence.

by shyt stain mcgee August 17, 2010

Thick Thighs Save Lives

A religion consisting of virgin men where the fat in women's thighs is treated as a sacred item. Worship is done over the praise of waifus, as well as through religious wars against "Oppai is truth" (Big boobs) and "Flat is justice" (Flat Boobs) fought over the internet.

- "So who's your waifu?"
- "Rikka from Gridman, Thick thighs save lives man."
-"You chose the girl you adore based on the fat in her body?"
-"Ya"
-"Bro same"

by ThatOneCharmingGuy August 28, 2020

thunder thighs

Of a woman, large, broad hips and thighs. One of the most distasteful images possible is a woman of such build in a bikini.

by KHD June 26, 2003

thigh slap

the common term that refers to a female slapping another person by the closing of her thighs suddenly and rapidly

Last night I ate my best friend's girlfriend pussy out so well, she did a thigh slap in the middle of the whole thing.

by E oxnard July 6, 2010

turkey thighs

one who has thighs like a turkey i.e. THICKE thighs

"dammmnnnnnn look at that girl... she got sum turkey thighs!"

"that Jaqi girl has some hot ass turkey thighs..."

by Amanuel White December 19, 2008

Thigh Pie

A delicious dish consisting of a tender pastry and filling (as of fruit or meat). Often enjoyed in accompanyment of a hearty serving of pork sword on the side.

"What that you say? You'd like me to bring you a delicious serving of thigh pie to go with that gigantic pork sword side dish? Are your sure your appetite is large enough for such a robust meal?"

by fatbrain June 9, 2003

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003