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Toastered

When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
“Bro I got toastered today. It was so unpleasant.”
by Badussy55 October 4, 2021
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pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.
One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
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razer toaster

razer is a fucking god for this.

THE NEW RAZER TOASTER, STARTING AT ONLY $999, 10X CHEAPER THAN THE NEW APPLE TOASTER AT 99999
OY MATE DID YOU SEE THE NEW RAZER TOASTER
by Terri101 October 8, 2023
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Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.
by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016
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toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works
why the fuck do you have a toaster
by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
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commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.
by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022
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loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex
Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex
by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018
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