by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the Pussy with a side of ranchmug. When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.
"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
Get the ranch bottlemug. The name for a ranch sauce that is thicker than salad dressing. It was coined by a high-school girl in Huntsville, Alabama as she mixed up words due to a TBI. (She has making a great recovery, but still loves to ask doe the Chicken Dippin’ Ranch.)
by Ginger Chutney December 5, 2020
Get the Chicken Dippin’ Ranchmug. If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Get the Shagri La Ranchmug. Either a place where Cows are raised either for meat or dairy, or whatever other fucking shit people come up with.
by Iloveslimjims November 7, 2022
Get the Ranchmug. Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
Get the Ranch headmug. 