Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 16, 2017
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Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.
Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.
by Shougo July 20, 2024
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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 06, 2022
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Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.
"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate
"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"
there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010
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Lizard lord

Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue
"I think Max is the Lizard Lord"
by Tribal69 April 16, 2021
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