Boring town filled with annoying pine tress and located north of H-Town. Population about 36,000. In their spare time, most kids there go hang out at The Woodlands Mall or get stoned.
by ilovecheese April 29, 2005
by Wagion August 31, 2006
When doing a girl doggy style, the guy leans forward and whispers in the girl's ear... "I have AIDS", he then grabs her hair, or any available body part with one hand and tries to hold on for as long as possible. "Rider" must last for a full 8 seconds before being tossed off
When Johnny was fucking Tina, he attempted to pull the Texas Rodeo, by telling her that he had AIDS and grabbed onto her hair. He only lasted for 5 seconds though
by Stan Dup November 23, 2007
A very major state university that offers a wide array of degree programs and opportunities. From law school, to medical school and just about everything in between. Students at Texas Tech think that its funny when Aggies are so insecure about how bad we beat them at sports, that they resort to talking down our academics and studies. A rather sad defense mechanism.
On a brighter note, our women are gorgeous. Hands down the best looking out of any Big 12 school. The nightlife is fantastic, our athletics program (particularly football) is among the best in the country and is a major contender every year to win the Big 12.
On a brighter note, our women are gorgeous. Hands down the best looking out of any Big 12 school. The nightlife is fantastic, our athletics program (particularly football) is among the best in the country and is a major contender every year to win the Big 12.
Mike: "Hey, did you watch that ass kicking that Tech handed A&M last night?"
Sarah: "Yeah, but i turned it off at halftime because i couldn't stand to watch A&M get embarrassed like that"
Texas Tech football has been one of the most successful programs in the Big 12 since 2000. Ahead of A&M since then.
Sarah: "Yeah, but i turned it off at halftime because i couldn't stand to watch A&M get embarrassed like that"
Texas Tech football has been one of the most successful programs in the Big 12 since 2000. Ahead of A&M since then.
by Brando TTU August 15, 2007
by plokmijnuhbygv July 20, 2011
1. A place where there is nothing to do but go to Wal-Mart.
2. A place where everybody knows everybody and drama gets around VERY fast.
3. Hell on Earth.
2. A place where everybody knows everybody and drama gets around VERY fast.
3. Hell on Earth.
Person 1 - "Man theres nothing to do...and im bored. This really sucks!"
Person 2 - "Well what do you expect? We live in Liberty, Texas."
Person 2 - "Well what do you expect? We live in Liberty, Texas."
by Jonathon3883 March 18, 2011
Suburb of Texas which became part of Houston after its annexation on December 11, 1996. A relatively large, moderately affluent residential community with one, overpopulated high school. The town is the perfect representative of conservative, middle class suburbia with relatively little criminal activity or racial diversity. The inhabitants often take on an aura of superiority due its proximity to various other poorer urban developments. This pomp, is merely a guise, perpetuated by large homes, since the true upperclass live in the city, where real estate is much more expensive. Drug use is frequent, but mostly limited to marijuana. Underage drinking, however, in the form of house parties, often takes place but is, on the whole, characterized as simple, pathetic outlets for bored middle-class Americans who listen to bad music. Emphasis is placed on maintaining a positive appearance, yet noone really has any individual style. This monotonous, homogenous group of white teenagers all look the same: American Eagle, Abercrombie, Gap; all sickeningly conformative attempts at fashion. It is usually expected that on their 16th birthday, young Kingwoodians will receive a car, usually new, but tacky and cheap, thus maintaining the positive appearance mentioned earlier. Mothers tend to be particularly prone to gossip: the true Desperate Housewives of America. Also known as The Liveable Forest.
God, the teenage waste of Kingwood, Texas must be so bored in that hideous shithole of feigned affluence.
by The People's Champ February 05, 2006