Adult swim

It’s where adults swim 8:00 to 6:00 am

Let’s Watch some grown people swim it’s called adult swim they swim to 8:00 to 6:00 am

by Some asexual animator June 29, 2020

swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet

She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet

by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017

Swim dusty

Swim dusty is a soundcloud rapper with the skill of 1 million soundcloud rappers. He has such hits as Rainless state, he has a huge part in the up incoming music business

You: Did you here swim dustys newest song Rainless state?
Your Freind: no, but I will check it out as soon as i can!

by guest112356543 May 28, 2018

swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

Ozark Swim-Up Bar

When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.

Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?

by MooseKnucklesDeep July 16, 2023

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022

Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020