Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

The sweaty poison

When you have a wank/jerk off on your back and when your about to cum roll out of the way of the spunk before it hits you

I failed the sweaty poison it got in my eye

by Azbaz04 January 19, 2019

sweaty pears

Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina

Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick

by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016

Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour

I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going

by BKing19 May 3, 2012

sweaty

An term often used by inferior game players to make themselves feel better in comparison to those with actual skill. Supposed to describe someone putting in so much effort as to make themselves sweat, however it is often used derogatively against anyone that plays to win at all.

In a shooter
Player 1 (who's on top of the scoreboard): Hey, can you guys actually attack the objective instead of just camping at spawn? We're going to lose.

Player 2 (who has 4 kills/12 deaths over the course of 10 minutes): Cry more you sweaty bitch.

In a fighting game
Player 1: Ugh you're so fucking sweaty you fucking combo spammer!

Player 2: Sorry for actually knowing how to play the game I guess.

by Sorasohei December 4, 2021

Sweaty Betty

When a man gets disgustingly sweaty and his balls get glued to his legs.

I wish I wore cotton underwear today, now I have a major sweaty betty

by Chester Cheetah June 6, 2023

Sweaty sergeant

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.

“This guy is such a sweaty sergeant”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018