Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

Spring Oreo

Derived from the slang term oreo and the actual spring oreo cookie. The spring oreo cookie has a black wafer with yellow, not white, cream. As oreo denotes someone who is black but acts white, or black on the outside but white on the inside, 'spring oreo' denotes someone who is black but acts asian (yellow).

Jamaica's such a nerd, and she hangs out with the azns.
Yeah, she's a spring oreo.

by Paytra August 26, 2007

Springboard

When a woman dates a lesser man, in secrecy, when her real agenda is using him to propel herself into greater things and men. The man, who is the victim, is considered the springboard. Often the lady is in college, or trying to lose weight, between jobs, and once this accomplishment is met, she then springs off to greener pastures.

"Dude I can't believe you've been with such a hot chick for over a year now."

Friend : "Man, once she finishes college and hits the gym its over. She is just using you as a springboard to greater success."

by nameless white February 5, 2014

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

Spring Glen

Area of Hamden, Connecticut where houses are very close together. The Glen is divided by Whitney Avenue and is made up of a strip of various shops including the notorious Walgreens. There are hardly any places in the glen that are good for fine dining. In addition, most high school students of the glen are known for wild parties including multiple drinking games and smoking illegal substances. The glen is where everyone knows everything about everyone. Everyone gossips ect. People consider the side of Whitney Avenue closer to Ridge Road the richer (THE DOLLAR SIDE) and the side closest to Dixwell Avenue (THE 50 CENT SIDE)

There a huge party in Spring Glen tonight.
We're chillen in the glen tonight.
Dude, you're rich you live in Spring Glen

by glenliverr07 December 13, 2008

Spring Clean

When a man ejaculates into either the vaginal or anal cavity of a willing receiver, following this the man then urinates in the gaping cavity filling the vagina or rectum up with urine. When finished the receiver who has had their cavity filled With bodily fluids squats over the partner and proceeds to queef the mixture of semen and urine out of the chosen cavity all over the participating partners body and face thus spring cleaning the semen out of the vagina or rectum.

She asked me for a spring clean, dude she wasn't talking about her house!

by Zeds dead baby October 15, 2011

Spring Breakers

Individuals living as if every day were spring break. A lifestyle usually only afforded with the assistance of one's parents, a trust fund, or rare cases of unemployment.

person #1: why don't we go to that bar over on sixth street anymore?

person #2: the spring breakers took it over...you can't go in there without someone screaming in your ear and spraying beer all over you, plus it's impossible to get a drink cause some girl in a tube top is always climbing up on the bar with one of her friends.

by gap tooth grin May 4, 2009