Student Section

A student section is a place where students go to party while watching sports on Friday nights. They cheer and taunt the other team (especially a rival team). Seniors usually run the student section, but there have been cases of students as young as 14 (freshmen) running it.

Moorpark's student section is called the Madhouse, Newbury Park's the Panther Pit, and Simi's the Maroon Mob. Basically what they do is cheer and taunt teams.

by Indopride April 7, 2020

Sudden Psychologist

A person that has no background in psychology at all out of nowhere claiming they know your entire life story from Saturday morning cartoon stereotypes.

Sudden Psychologist: Me big smart
Victim: Shut up
Sudden Psychologist: Just from that one quote I can tell your dad has beaten you your entire life causing you to spite others for no reason at all, I can tell, I’m smart.
Victim: Shut up

by Awoooooga May 6, 2020

Student Appreciation Day

A in which we recognize the great work of or students. Teacher could not teach with out students.

Every day we celebrate Student Appreciation Day, because there are no schools without students

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors. Brown, tan, beige, and peach aren't colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

student

a school slave

person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to

by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021

Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021