Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
by TeamS June 24, 2012
Get the Surprise Stonermug. The ideas and plans which stoners make while high, often never carried out due to forgetting or laziness.
Example of stoner dreams:
Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"
20 Years Later...
no movie
Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"
20 Years Later...
no movie
by El Dude Brother October 18, 2013
Get the Stoner dreamsmug. When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016
Get the stoner napmug. So, thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips. Everyone say " thanks, Jessica!"
by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019
Get the Stoner tipmug. A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.
by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020
Get the Stoner Stevemug. by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
Get the Stoner the lonermug. by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018
Get the lily the stonermug.