Rap Nigger Anus Spider

When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.

Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE

Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*

Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!

Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!

Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!

by A very angry brown recluse October 1, 2012

spiderman

When dancing with a girl at a frat/bar you place your hand down the front of her jeans and slide in Spiderman fashion (middle and ring finger inserted with other three fingers out to the sides a la Tobey Maguire). Singing the Spiderman theme song adds to the ambiance.

Hey Jimmy I saw you Spiderman that chick on the dance floor last night. She must have been really wet.

by Phantom Shaver February 12, 2009

spiderman 3 syndrome

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film

Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5

by Stoner422 January 8, 2009

Pube Spider

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.

I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.

by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010

spider loc

the newest bitch of g-unit. calls himself a g-unit crip. a well known crip cuz of a brother who snitches more than fifty. tried to dis game but got his ass beat on 240 bars and runnin' prob one of the dumbest shits in g-unit to go after game after g-unit got killed on 300 bars and runnin' G-UNOT!!!!!!!! BLACK WALL STREET FOR LIFE

" i heard dis after dis little nigga you suck, like ya baby mama in the third row of my truck" - the game 240 bars and runnin' (spider loc is a )joke

by fuck g-unit April 21, 2006

spiderman a ho

When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a swift motion, creates the web shooting hand sign as spiderman does, and in the process, "shooting the web" at your ho causing her to be in a "sticky" situation.

Man, I want to spiderman a ho so bad right now...

by McBiz DaShiz January 9, 2008

Spider-man that hoe

Is when you are fucking someone in their ass, then ejaculating on your hand, then when they turn around, you shoot in on their face like Spider-Man.

You have to Spider-Man that hoe.

by lolololololollooolllo Master Chief January 4, 2008