Shloodbath

It's when you combine shit and bloodbath. Like when you have diarrhoea and go to school the next day, and you shit yourself. Your classmates scream in disgust and fear, and you don't show up to school for the next 5 days.

Jeremy: Hey, did you hear this kid in 4th grade pulled off a shloodbath the other day?
Steve: Yeah I heard. What a FUCKING loser, he must wanna kill himself now

by an_introverted_bitch March 31, 2020

splodium

Poo

Splodium smells like poo

by Some gay ass motherfucker July 11, 2020

sploof

I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.

"Woah, If you don't shut up ima Sploof your head open."

by Slooooof July 16, 2020

Sploogeblast

When you cum so hard in your girl she fucking explodes and dies from the force of your ejaculation.

"Dude, did you hear Jenkins fucking Sploogeblasted his girl?"

by Kingboyguy September 28, 2020

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020