The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 9, 2021

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.
by thecollegelife November 17, 2011

by muircaleag December 3, 2010

A person that tends to unknowingly adapt to be like a person or group of people that they talk to, mimicking their patterns, personality and appearence. A conformist.
Person 1: Is that Katie with the jocks? I thought she was one of the art geeks!
Person 2: Yeah, she switches to the social group of whoever she befriends, she's a total social sponge.
Person 2: Yeah, she switches to the social group of whoever she befriends, she's a total social sponge.
by The Doctor Sex. June 18, 2022

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009

Someone who you hang out with during social situations just to be around someone, but wouldn't any other time.
by RubbaBoy May 29, 2018
