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sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
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Ukrainian Butt Sneeze

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!
by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022
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Sneeze

A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.
Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."

Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."
by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022
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Sneeze of joy

When a girl gives another girl an orgasm
"A sneeze of joy a day, keeps the doctor away.", "Sneeze of joy - built by women FOR women.", "Tired of disappointment - try sneeze of joy. Guaranteed to work every time."
by Dictionary_Ninja February 8, 2026
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