OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.

OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*

by No, you don't get to know. June 21, 2020

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys

Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt

by Non simp day October 3, 2020

soda simp

The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.

Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones

by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020

No Simp September pass

You get a simp pass if you’re born in the month of September

Fuck you, I’ve got a no simp September pass, bitch

by Tiddie Town November 3, 2020

massive simp

michael boulet

michael is a massive simp

by luciclovesyou69 November 5, 2020

loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 for chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020