senioritis

An academic and physical malaise that afflicts high school seniors that begins in May and lasts until graduation once they have been accepted into college or univeristy.
Grade 12 fatigue, academic illness, school sickness high school blues

Jennifer's senioritis was so advanced that she was never able to attend any morning classes in the spring of 2008 as she slept away her mornings.

by zuker May 22, 2008

Senioritis

Something commonly found in high school seniors, that ive had since freshman year.

Senior: Dude your a sophomore?
Me: Yeah.
Senior: I had no clue, you have major senioritis.
Me: Man ive had that since i got here

by Por Que!!!!!!!!!!! June 28, 2011

Senior Discount

The act of inserting semen into a victims ear, then packing it with pubic hairs.

This can also be done in one's nose.

"Dude! Lets give A. Leu a senior discount. He's passed out!"

by Eby November 20, 2006

Senior Crazy Legs

(n.) any person who exhibits strange behavior with their legs (i.e. any squiggling and/or noodle-like motions) may be deemed as Senior Crazy Legs. Pronounced "sen-YOUR", as in Spanish.

That chick on the dance floor was a Senior Crazy Legs! She had some wild moves.

by ipwns00pern00bs September 4, 2007

Señor Stogus

A slang term for a cigarette. derived from stoge but with a latin flare and more respect

Hey mayne, you got a Sr. Stogus I could bum?
It could also be posed as a question: ¿Señor Stogus?

by Jarassimo Mavros October 21, 2010

Senioritis

(noun)- a mental condition that affects both the frontal and temporal lobes of the human brain, causing interferences with primary brain functions such as the regulation of consciousness, capacity for learning, production of dopamine, memory formation and recollection of data

Side effects may include, but are not limited to hypersomnia, academic amnesia, chronic apathy, Taco Bell, tardiness, temporary illiteracy, Netflixophilia and spending more time trying to produce a clever Facebook status than working on homework assignments

Ask your doctor to tell your professor how Senioritis is affecting you today.

I got my major in procrastination. #senioritis

by tacohell April 21, 2014

Sanyo

The friend who's always there to help!
Sanyo is the guy who you call in the middle of the night because you know he will be there for you.
He has his problems but won't let that matter if you feel low. he can shot a smile no matter what.
Has a different way of life but has the attention of everyone!
He is a babe magnet for sure

"hey SANYO sorry to call this late can we talkshe broke up with me". "No problem buddy on my way with some beer"

by Cats21 May 2, 2018