Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).

Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

Sally

A Girl who is exceptionally manipulative and has the ability to WORM her way out of any situation. Sally is normally a very cunning girl who stalks her prey and acts all stupid then strikes when they least expect it.

See that girl over there she is a sally

by cat23 November 8, 2012

Swalls

really bad Sweaty ball sack

Man i have really bad case of Swalls

by DknyPhreak09 May 15, 2005

Trump's wall

Something that should be but sadly isn't :(

Did you see trump's wall?

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR July 19, 2017

swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Sleepy swallow

When a male/female gives a blow job to somone while that person is asleep.

Lets just say Bob goes to Garry's house for a sleep over... they stay up real late and Bob ends up just going to bed cause he is to tired. Well Garry decides to have himself a good old time and gives Bob a sleepy swallow. Not cool Garry....

by 99 ZULU October 28, 2009

sally slap

slaping a girl in the face with seman collected after sex.

I sally slapped that bicth.

by jason Wohlford April 11, 2005