skibby stoner

Someone who smokes because they do not conform to popular society. They sometimes try to smoke with other smokers but are normally made fun of during the process.

Jay and Silent Bob, they even get called skibby stoners in Strike Back,

by hack_axle December 9, 2008

stoner roulette

A situation while smoking a bowl when the bowl is almost kicked and people hesitantly take rips, until someone gets the scooby snacks.

The loser of stoner roulette often asks themselves, "Was that last rip worth it?"

by DaSchit January 13, 2014

vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.

guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."

by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014

stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you

Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight

by Scotty420 May 21, 2014

boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.

Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."

by Sac_static December 9, 2013

Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015