stalker

someone who is completely and totally obsessed with another person to the point of insanity. They like one person for years at a time and do juvenile things such as finding their phone number out from someone else, calling them 3 times a week, driving past their house, finding out where they work, knowing every little fact about them even when they know nothing about you, memorizing their license plate number, keeping pictures and photos of them you've stolen, collecting items of theirs such as used straws, etc.

Paula is the biggest stalker on earth.

by loserinlove February 17, 2005

Stalker

One who knows everything about someone

License plate #, Vehicle style, house they live in, church they go to, thinks about them all the time

by paniterly one October 21, 2003

stalker

a creepy guy who knows what youre doing at all times and when he dosent hes trying to know. Someone who harrasses, annoys, provokes because of self contempt and jealousy. Is known for doing anything to get a reaction. Will go to any length because hes so f'in sad and has no life whatsoever. Bruised ego loser.

vitale was such a stalker, he even followed them online.

by arfis October 11, 2007

Stalker

Stalkers are creeps - Ignore: They pester you till you delete them. Delete: They send you a request and ask why you deleted them. Block: They add you on other social networks. - They just never quit!

The stalkers hunt you down and drive you crazy. Stalkers are on all social networks and that is creepy.

by Shinpi January 18, 2011

Staley

A generous girl who’s funny. She’s the best to have around for company. A very humble person at times who has very unique qualities and body features and shows her strong side and hides her weakness. At the end of the day, you’ll love her.

Jacob: Yo, Staley is so special. Idky
Chris: It’s just the way she is bro.

by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018

stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.

1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*

by billygoatofdoom(again) July 7, 2011

Stalker

when you're looking through you're pictures on a camera, (s)he's the person watching you from behind.

wow.... i don't remember him being in the picture! stalker....

by so true its not even funny. May 28, 2010