Fuck him till he squirts!

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!

I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!

by eda-skip May 10, 2022

Not worth two squirts of yabbies piss

Something that is not worth a great deal

This is Australian slang

Shane Watson's" not worth two squirts of yabbies piss "

by Shitbender December 4, 2013

Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

Squirt one through the hoop

Achieving your goal.

Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!

by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008

Tuna only squirts on pretty people

An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.

Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!

Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people

by straightnoobin April 20, 2010

squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.

My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.

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what was found on ms kayla stevens stolen phone along with her conversations with multiple guys.

miss kayla stevens getting trouble for watching x teen pussy asian lesbian girl on girl porn how to squirt, talking to multiple guys, and having a stolen phone.

by jesus' mother April 24, 2022