sponging

when you rip your pants and make a song about it to win over sandy and everyone in bikini bottom

wendy is sponging.

by fivenightsatfreddysmonster July 26, 2023

mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

sponged

rejection

yeah, I totally sponged that girl in the club last night

by fegabel July 1, 2016

Spong

A spastic and a mong put together

"Hey Munro Galil your a proper fucking Spong"

by Dubzy21 July 6, 2021