brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Spank the albino snake

What alec does when he goes home after school

Hay alec what are you doing.
I spank the albino snake

by Alecisnohomo69 November 15, 2019

Bent over and spanked

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012

Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.

Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."

by pothead86 August 21, 2009

Drank, Dank, and Spank

It's what makes a fun night. Drank which is alcohol. Dank which is weed. And spank which refers to women or sex in that matter.

Me-"What we doing for my birthday?"

Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"

Me-"I'm down for it"

by Milly Bo Jenkins December 29, 2010

Spank Dilly Bastards

Just stupid,rude,people, you just want to slap some sense into.

Jackass drivers! Jackass people who are employed all over the world,that don't give a crap if they do a good job or not just as long as they get their $7.25 an hour! Rude, ignorant people in general! People that don't have the sense that God gave a stump!
Mamas don't let you babie grow up to be SPANK DILLY BASTARDS! SPANKDILLYBASTARDS !

by Horndog69A December 24, 2006

Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.

"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."

by hhans November 2, 2011