An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.
by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021
Get the Social Timermug. by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018
Get the social blobfishmug. someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009
Get the social bastardrymug. The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
by antipole September 4, 2009
Get the dumpster socialismmug. Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.
by dzffa May 3, 2021
Get the Socially Disabledmug. Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
Get the Social pisstancemug. When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.
by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009
Get the Social weightliftingmug.