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Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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social bitch

Someone so invested in fiting in with society that they take everything about themselves and others for granted and will do anything to be accepted by society and ignore real world problems.
“John stopped talking to his friends to hangout with his rich boss in an attempt to get a raise by kissing his ass. What a social bitch”
by Fucksociety1110 June 23, 2019
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Social PPE

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).
Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"

Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
by Esncoosne January 16, 2013
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Social ButterBarFly

A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"

Definition: A drunken attention whore.
That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly
by muircaleag December 3, 2010
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Social Structure

Social structure, in sociology, the distinctive, stable arrangement of institutions whereby human beings in a society interact and live together. Social structure is often treated together with the concept of social change, which deals with the forces that change the social structure and the organization of society.
Social structures consist of social relationships, as well as any social institutions within a society.
by Nicholas Ormond August 20, 2019
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Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 9, 2021
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Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.
Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!
by thecollegelife November 17, 2011
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