social bitch

Someone so invested in fiting in with society that they take everything about themselves and others for granted and will do anything to be accepted by society and ignore real world problems.

“John stopped talking to his friends to hangout with his rich boss in an attempt to get a raise by kissing his ass. What a social bitch”

by Fucksociety1110 June 23, 2019

Social PPE

Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)for those suffering from Haphophobia (the fear of touching).

Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"

Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."

by Esncoosne January 16, 2013

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Social ButterBarFly

A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"

Definition: A drunken attention whore.

That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly

by muircaleag December 3, 2010

dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!

by antipole September 4, 2009

Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.

Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!

by thecollegelife November 17, 2011

Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009