Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

by shaginwagin May 5, 2010

Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.

by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

Snail

To put two fingers in the anus and a fist in the vagina; resembles a snail.

"Nathan just snailed me so hard last night!"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"

by aregnilrac July 7, 2015

Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.

damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail

by HalfPrince January 27, 2017

snail teeth

Raunchy toenails.

"Damnnnn girl, your toenails are looking like some snail teeth."

by that duuuude May 2, 2017

Big snail

big snail is a name that defines a beautiful young person

hey big snail-to gf

by kijsjij November 13, 2022