Snail Trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partners chest or face

Linda's snail trail is so messy It soaked the whole bed

by bigdaddypenis April 21, 2020

Sneaky Snail

During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.

When in doubt Ted I'm telling always use the 'Sneaky Snail' he is your friend and companion.

by DayDay4u October 21, 2025

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

Snail

The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...

Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it

Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

by cookuh June 6, 2025

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

nasty snail

When a woman is aroused and she leaks trought her pants leaving a trace on the ground.

My grillfriend is so wet. She leaves a nasty snail on the ground.

by Miauwsterxiofang September 16, 2017

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018