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cooter slam

a dance move where the dancer drops to a complete straddle split in one count. Technically known as a 'split ala seconde'.
The way Michelle did that cooter slam, you'd think she was a Solid Gold dancer!
by TimmyAtl October 3, 2007
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clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.
DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!
by Milky Pirate March 4, 2008
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pussy-slam

(v.) When a guy finishes first and a girl immediately slams her vagina on the guys mouth.

The purpose of this act is to have the oral sex begin quickly enough to avoid any loss in momentum.
Man, I blew my load way to early. Before I could apologize she pussy-slammed me. Mouth full of vage.
by absur-didy June 30, 2009
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Tuck and Slam

The act of two men tucking their genitalia between their legs, and performing lesbian style intercourse.
The tuck and slam was going great until our balls touched.

After a few drinks Rick and Tony decided to have a tuck and slam, but they were too drunk to keep it securely between their legs.
by Tuckandslamgod January 11, 2016
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Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.
"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"
by Big Evil! November 29, 2004
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Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009
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Blood Slam

And injection of drugs which is done using a needle partially filled with blood of somebody else. Most commonly done as sexual fetish by men spreading disease, it gets you high even if there is only infected blood and no drugs in the needle.
"You want to split this meth with me?"

"Yeah but I only have one needle left."
"Oh, that's okay by me! Do you have HIV? After you inject half of it, pull some blood back into the needles so I can blood slam."
"That is so fucking hot! Okay, I'll brand you with my strain."
"And that way we don't have to have anal sex!"

They had anal sex anyway.
by FaqBasher January 12, 2022
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