pencil shreder

when you are giveing a blow job the girl rubs your penis across he braces

ow you got a pencil shreder

by cardscub April 13, 2010

I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.

I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4

by ZSAGAX January 12, 2022

shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.

I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.

by DaButcher May 1, 2005

Shedding Pounds

To appear breifly at a location to greet people (props = pounds) and/or to drop off personal effects before leaving to the ACTUAL destination. May also denote illicit dealings.

"yeah, I'll be there in a bit, just gotta stop off at Jo's party and shed a few pounds"

"I'll be out later, I'm just at home shedding pounds"

by Jephrey May 31, 2006

shed thief

One of the lowest form of criminal amongst the criminal fraternity.A put down used by someone who considers himself a superior.

He's just a low down shed thief. He's one of 'the great shed robbers'isn't he {as in great train robbers}

by PWD May 31, 2006

shared scitless

A remix of scared shitless.

Bankers were shared scitless of the economic troubles.

When bankers get shared the economy goes to scit.

by samuraisushimonster February 21, 2009

Sheddy

Abbreviation of shed collapse meaning mental breakdown.

Oh my god, Gary has been moidered to death today in the office. He’s having a Sheddy...

by Grumpy Jabba April 8, 2021